31 October 2007

Review: Once

Good old Orange Wednesdays. Two-for-one tickets when you book via an Orange mobile phone. There was nothing that really grabbed us this week. Being Halloween it was all blood and gore. I persuaded Sally that John Carney's Once was worth a try because of the reviews it's had. I'm glad she agreed because we both loved it. My film of the year.


Now, trying to sell this film on it's premise is not doing it justice: Irish musical about a vacuum cleaner repairman busker , or as he sings "a broken-hearted Hoover fixer sucker guy" (Glen Hansard) meets Big Issue selling Czech immigrant pianist (Marketa Irglova) and they start writing songs. Now, describing it as a musical seems wrong too. Rather than a musical (which just conjures up images of schmaltz and dancing in the streets) it's more a film with lots of music that helps move the story on, reflects the characters moods and situations and tells without force-feeding. It's really like nothing else I've ever seen. It's so naturalist and moving. It's like you're a voyeur in real situations, sharing, not intruding.

The acting seems improvised and very realistic. It's not sharply scripted but has all the faults and repetitions, pauses and silences that real conversations have. The handheld camerawork is the same, this isn't a beautiful looking film. That's not a fault: It doesn't glamourise and it's not a Hollywood "Oyerland" on display, but Ireland as a real place.

The music itself is beautiful, much of it sung and played on-set and written and performed by the leads. I guess it would help if you like the singer/songwriter acoustic style of music but I'm sure it would be just as affecting a film if you didn't. The girl (the characters aren't named) hears the guy busking in the street and loves his original compositions. She asks who they are written for and their relationship is kick started through a love of music and how it can express their feelings. When they start playing and writing together their thoughts and feelings are reflected in the lyrics and mood of the melancholy melodies. It's strange that the movie seems so downbeat but is extremely uplifting. It also ends in a completely un-Hollywood but completely satisfying way.


Once has been a huge success in Hollywood, without any fanfare of the usual big budget extravaganza . It's gained some very famous fans, Speilberg, Bob Dylan, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, James Spader, the list is endless, and it won the audience prize at the Sundance Film Festival. With word-of-mouth like that it's doing someting right.

If you only go to the cinema once this autumn/winter, make sure it's to see Once.


Once trailer

Halloween special: My Scariest Movie Moments

'Tis All Hallow's Eve so it's only right I reveal the moments in film that have scared me the most. Now I'm not a big horror film watcher and I've never seen any of the current crop of gross-outs like Saw or Hostel. So I've chosen only movies I've seen and that I rate as good films:





  1. Jan Svaankmeyer's Alice - deeply disturbing version of the Lewis Carroll tale from this Czechoslovakian animator (those last two words conjure up scary films anyway!). see video - Scariest Moment: all of it

  2. Ringu - made more scary by the way the Japanese construct their movies, the original version of Ring has a true air of dread and creepiness that it almost seems real - SM: the crawling-out-of-the-television bit

  3. Jaws - superior film making, still brilliant today. It doesn't even matter about the rubber shark, Bruce. SM: the whole in the boat

  4. The Shining - growing dread and descent into madness and Shelley Duvall's fright is matched by our own, brilliant - SM: "Red Rum" or "Here's Johnnie"

  5. The Excorist - dated but works on your head rather than your eyes. Scary for it's setting within the real world - SM: thinking about what you've jut seen in the cinema car park

  6. the Omen - parts one and two. I was far too young when I first aw these. The best film about the existence of the devil (along with Rosemary's Baby). All the theory and discovery and the fact the audience know the truth really adds to the suspense - SM: the music and under the ice.

  7. Se7en - mainly scary for getting into John Doe's mind and the ending. The gothic way it's shot heightens the tension. - SM: sloth

  8. Alien - the haunted house... in space. Suspense, body horror, the bogeyman, picking off the characters, jumps, it's got it all - SM: Dallas in the air-ducts

  9. 28 Days Later - the whole idea is brilliant, if stolen from I Am Legend. Zombies with justification of their existence. The whole blood in eye thing makes me squirm. SM: the monkey in the lab

  10. Rosemary's Baby - innocence corrupted by the next door neighbours. The subtle hints and the build to that revelation is a slow build spookiness. - SM: Rosemary realising what's happened

Honorable mention to the TV programmes I really shouldn't have watched as a kid but scared me rotten (and look terrible today): Hammer House of Horror, Tales of the Unexpected, Day of the Triffids, Threads. Also Twin Peaks, Marathon Man, Carrie, Blair Witch Project, Manhunter, Pinocchio.

30 October 2007

The Fido Film Awards

Stephen Frears' film The Queen has already won a number of awards (now 59 in total) including the best actress Academy Award for title star Helen Mirren. Now it's the turn of Poppy, Anna, Oliver and Megan, the canine leads (no pun intended), as the corgis from the film have won in the inaugural Fido Film Awards in London last night. Whatever next?


  • Best overall - Helen Mirren's corgis in The Queen
  • Historical Hounds - Corgis Anna, Alice, Megan, Oliver and Poppy in The Queen
  • Best Action Movie - Unnamed hunting dog in Shooter
  • Comedy Canine - Mixed corgi, Travis in Year of the Dog
  • Short Film - Harvey, the Welsh terrier in Dog Flap
  • Best at London Film Festival - Petra, breed uncertain, in Far North

Congratulations to you all, take a bow(wow).

29 October 2007

The Top 10 Living Geniuses


Genius: how do you define it. Is it, in fact, quantifiable? Well, global consulting business Synectics thinks so and have come up with a list of the 100 top living geniuses. They polled 4000 people to name their top genius and then a panel of "experts" rating the results in five categories: Paradigm Shifter, Popular Acclaim, Intellectual Power, Achievement and Cultural Importance. With these they came up with a Genius Factor, the top people scored 27 and the person at 100 got 2. The biggest surprise is Simpsons creator, Matt Groening beating Stephen Hawking. Cowabunga!

1= Albert Hofmann (Swiss) chemist (genius factor 27)
1= Tim Berners-Lee (British) computer scientist (27)
3 George Soros (American) investor and philanthropist (25)
4 Matt Groening (American) satirist and animator (24)
5= Nelson Mandela (South African) politician and diplomat (23)
5= Frederick Sanger (British) chemist (23)
7= Dario Fo (Italian) writer & dramatist (22)
7= Stephen Hawking (British) physicist (22)
9= Oscar Niemeyer (Brazilian) architect (21)
9= Philip Glass (American) composer (21)
9= Grigory Perelman (Russian) mathematician (21)

28 October 2007

10 Sportsmen Turned Actors

So OJ is back in the news (and court) again, this time for allegedly being involved in an armed confrontation in a casino hotel room. His life would make an unbelievable movie. Which brings me to the next list; sports stars who have made the leap to the big screen. I don't mean sportsmen who have appeared as themselves (David Beckham in Goal) or in films about their sport (Bobby Moore as a POW in Escape to Victory anyone?). I', talking about ex-sportsmen who have ended thir playing days and have made a new career in the movies:


  • Vinnie Jones - Football - after making a name for himself as Wimbledon/Wales hard man and for grabbing Paul Gascoigne's balls he made the giant leap to become a big-screen hard man, though his acting abilities are on a par with his skills on the pitch (Mean Machine, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)
  • Johnny Weissmuller - swimming - winner of five Olympic gold medals, one bronze and setting ove 60 world records on the 1920's he went on to become the quintessential movie Tarzan (Tarzan the Apeman etc)
  • The Rock - pro-wrestling - if you can call wrestling a sport, Dwayne Douglas Johnson kept his wresting name when he changed his showbiz career to movies, using his physique to play in a number of action films (The Mummy Returns, Doom)
  • Jim Brown - American football - a record breaking line backer for the Cleveland Browns and considered by many as one of the best footballers ever, he first appeared in a film, Rio Conchos, in 1964, but he quit the game when the Browns refused to let him finish acting duties in The Dirty Dozen in 1967 (The Dirty Dozen, Any Given Sunday)
  • Carl Weathers & Mr T - American football and pro-wrestling. Real sportsmen were used as Rocky's opponents in the boxing films but they weren't boxers. Carl Weathers played pro American and Canadian League football before becoming Apollo Creed (Rocky, Predator), whilst Laurence Tureaud appeared in WWF and pro-wrestling bouts but is more famous as BA Baracus and James "Clubber" Lang (The A-Team, Rocky III)
  • John Matuszak -American football - won the Superbowl twice and entered the World's Strongest Man competition before becoming Sloth in the cult film The Goonies (Caveman, The Goonies)
  • OJ Simpson - American football - nicknamed "The Juice", Orenthal James Simpson was the first footballer to rush more than 2000 yards in one season before moving into acting, most famously in the Police Squad/Naked Gun series. His became even more famous when he was accused (and acquitted in a huge media-circus televised trial) of double murder of his wife and her lover. The police chase was broadcast live on US news channels and made him the most notorious sportsman-turned-actor. he hasn't appeared in a film since. (Capricorn One, the Towering Inferno)
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger - bodybuilding - Austrian born former Mr Universe went on to become one of the most successful and famous actors of the 1980's with a string of muscle-bound roles. Having given up acting to pursue a career in politics. he is now Governor of California. But hey you knew all that (Terminator, Total Recall)
  • David Prowse - bodybuilding, weightlifting - represented Great Britain in weightlifting in the 1962 Commonwealth Games, was chosen as the physical form of Darth Vader after his height was noticed in the Green Cross Code road safety advertisements. He had a few other minor roles and though he spoke the dialogue on set in the Star Wars films he didn't realise his Bristolian accent would be over-dubbed by James Earl Jones in the final cut. (Star Wars, A Clockwork Orange)
  • Eric Cantona - football - enigmatic footballing supremo, Cantona helped re-shape Manchester United into the force it is today, helping them win their first Championship for 26 years and being in the squad that won the European Cup in treble-winning 1998-99 season` (though not playing in the final due to suspension). His post-playing career has included a number of acting roles, mainly in French films and he was used extensively in European Nike sportswear advertising. (Elizabeth, Les Enfants du Marais)

26 October 2007

the Golden Joysticks

As I covered the Video Game BAFTAs the other day I should also do the 25th Golden Joystick Awards which have just been announced (and as I can't do any work until my 3d animation has rendered). These awards are all voted for by the gaming public:



  • The Bliss Girls’ Choice Game of the Year 2007: Guitar Hero II
  • The Sun Family Game of the Year 2007: Wii Sports
  • The Games Radar Handheld Game of the Year 2007: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories
  • The 4Talent Mobile Game of the Year 2007: Final Fantasy
  • The T3 Innovation of the Year 2007: Nintendo Wii
  • The BBC 1Xtra Soundtrack of the Year 2007: Guitar Hero II
  • The Nuts All-Nighter award 2007: Gears of War
  • The GameTribe Online Game of the Year 2007: World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade
  • The Next-Gen.biz UK Developer of the Year 2007: Codemasters
  • The Total Film One to Watch 2007: Assassin’s Creed
  • The Vivendi Retailer of the Year 2007: Game
  • Publisher of the Year 2007: sponsored by Future: Nintendo
  • Editor’s Choice Award 2007: Gears of War
  • Official Nintendo Magazine’s Nintendo Game of the Year 2007: The Legend of Zelda:Twilight Princess
  • Official Playstation Magazine’s PlayStation Game of the Year 2007: God of War II
  • The PC Gamer PC Game of the Year 2007: The Lord of the Rings Online: Shadows of Angmar
  • The Sonopress Xbox Game of the Year 2007: Gears of War
  • The 02 Ultimate Game of the Year 2007: Gears of War
I've only played one of these game, Zelda, but I do have a Wii and I've shopped at Game!


22 Endangered Primates

A sad one today, The Guardian online has released a list of monkeys and apes that are among the most endangered species on the planet. Why does it the the plight of the cute, fuffy animals for people to sit up and take notice?



  1. Western hoolock gibbon (Hoolock hoolock)
  2. Pig-tailed langur (Simias concolor)
  3. Grey-shanked douc (Pygathrix cinerea)
  4. Western purple-faced langur (Semnopithecus vetulus nestor)
  5. Tana river red colobus (Procolobus rufomitratus)
  6. Sumatran orangutan (Pongo abelii)
  7. Hainan gibbon (Nomascus hainanus)
  8. Cross river gorilla (Gorilla gorilla diehli)
  9. Delacour's langur (Trachypithecus delacouri)
  10. Cat Ba island golden headed langur (Trachypitecus plliocephalus poliocephalus)
  11. Tonkin snub-nosed monkey (Rhinopithecus avunculus)
  12. Rungwecebus kipunji
  13. Brown-headed spider monkey (Ateles fusciceps fusciceps)
  14. Roloway monkey (Cercopithecus roloway)
  15. Siau Island Tarsier (Tarsius sp)
  16. Lemur sahamalazensis (Lepilemur sahamalazensis)
  17. Yellow-tailed woolly monkey (Oreonax flavicauda)
  18. Rondo bush baby (Galagoides rondoensis )
  19. Pennant's red colobus (Procolobus pennanti)
  20. Hybrid spider monkey (Ateles hybridus)
  21. Miss Waldron's red colobus (Procolobus badius waldroni)
  22. Greater bamboo lemur (Prolemur simus)

25 October 2007

Top Ten Movie Soundtracks

The US edition of Vanity Fair has just released it's top ten of movie soundtracks. Looking at the list I can only presume they have only included films with individual music tracks rather than a score or musicals/concert films. Luckily for Prince they didn't take into account the quality of the film or acting themselves:



  1. Purple Rain
  2. A Hard Day's Night
  3. The Harder They Come
  4. Pulp Fiction
  5. The Graduate
  6. Superfly
  7. Trainspotting
  8. Saturday Night Fever
  9. American Graffiti
  10. The Big Chill

Personally I would put Trainspotting at the top, the music worked SO well within that movie was as much part of it's success as anything else involved. As was the soundtrack of Pulp Fiction AND Reservoir Dogs. If you're including A Hard Day's Night then Yellow Submarine should also me in there, along with The Monkee's Head. The Graduate is perfect too. If they're including a number of films that use classic 50's tunes then That'll Be The Day could be included too.

I also notice the lack of films where people burst into song, like most Disney feature, Fame, Bugsy Malone, Grease, Rocky Horror etc, although they could be considered musicals, I suppose. If I was to choose one it would have to be The Jungle Book, Disney's best soundtrack.

Ooobeedoo, I wanna be like you-oo-00

Others great soundtracks: The Royal Tenenbaums, Kill Bill, The Doors, 24 Hour Party People, Good Morning Vietnam, Stand By Me, Judgement Night, Singles, Forrest Gump, The Blues Brothers

24 October 2007

British Academy Video Game Awards


Last nigh BAFTA held their Video Game Awards. I think it's the second year of these awards and this year's big winner was Wii Sports. It is a very simple, very playable game. Even my parents can play (and enjoy playing) it. Here's the list of winners and nominees:




  • Action and Adventure: Crackdown (Realtime Worlds, Microsoft, X360)
  • Artistic Achievement: Okami (Clover Studio, Capcom, PS2)
  • Best Game: BioShock (2K Boston/2K Australia, 2K Games, PC, X360)
  • Casual: Wii Sports (Nintendo, Wii)
  • Gameplay: Wii Sports (Nintendo, Wii)
  • Innovation: Wii Sports (Nintendo, Wii)
  • Multiplayer: Wii Sports (Nintendo, Wii)
  • Original Score: Okami (Clover Studio, Capcom, PS2)
  • Sports: Wii Sports (Nintendo, Wii)
  • Strategy and Simulation: Wii Sports (Nintendo, Wii)
  • Story and Character: God of War II (SCE Santa Monica, SCE, PS2)
  • Technical Achievement: God of War II (SCE Santa Monica, SCE, PS2)
  • Use of Audio: Crackdown (Realtime Worlds, Microsoft, X360)
  • BAFTA Ones to Watch Award: Ragnarawk (Voodoo Boogy)
  • The PC World Gamers Award: (Public Online Voting) - Football Manager 2007 (Sports Interactive, Sega, PC)
  • Academy Fellowship: Will Wright, creator of The Sims

These results should help sales of the Nintendo Wii consoles, which comes with a copy of Wii Sports. I'm so behind on my game playing. I'm playing Doom 3 on PC at the moment but can't wait for Lego Star Wars to be released on the Wii, I loved it on PS2 and PC.