28 April 2008

PFA Player of the Year ***UPDATED***

Portuguese Manchester United winger, Christiano Ronaldo has retained the title of PFA Footballer of the Year, as voted for by footballers themselves. It hasn't been a great week for Ronaldo, having missed a penalty in the first leg of the Chap ions League Semi Final in Barcelona and losing to Chelsea in the Premier League That loss means Chelsea are only second place to United due to goal difference, with two games to go. That goal difference is partly down to the number of goals Ronaldo has scored, over taking George Best's number of goals for a winger in a United shirt, having put away 38 goals in all competitions this season (plus four for Portugal). He's been sensational but needs to show that he can handle the big games over the next couple of weeks. Well done.


Strangely he lost out in the Young Player of the Year category (which, at 23, he was eligible) to Cese Fabragas of Arsenal, who has had an amazing season too. Ronaldo becomes only the second person to win it two years running.

This is a list of the previous players awarded player of the year by the Professional Footballers' Association:


2008 Cristiano Ronaldo
2007 Cristiano Ronaldo
2006 Steven Gerrard
2005 John Terry
2004 Thierry Henry
2003 Thierry Henry
2002 Ruud van Nistelrooy
2001 Teddy Sheringham MBE
2000 Roy Keane
1999 David Ginola
1998 Dennis Bergkamp
997 Alan Shearer OBE
1996 Les Ferdinand MBE
1995 Alan Shearer OBE
1994 Eric Cantona
1993 Paul McGrath
1992 Gary Pallister
1991 Mark Hughes
1990 David Platt
1989 Mark Hughes
1988 John Barnes
1987 Clive Allen
1986 Gary Lineker
1985 Peter Reid
1984 Ian Rush
1983 Kenny Dalglish
1982 Kevin Keegan
1981 John Wark
1980 Terry McDermott
1979 Liam Brady
1978 Peter Shilton OBE
1977 Andy Gray
1976 Pat Jennings OBE
1975 Colin Todd
1974 Norman Hunter

It's an interesting lust in that it shows how the influx of foreign (not from the "home countries" proliferate after the start of the Premiership, starting with Cantona in 94.
***UPDATE***
30 April: Manchester United beat Barcelona 1-0 to go through to the Champions League final. Chelsea are playing Liverpool as I type. It's still 0-0 but Chelsea have the advantage of the away goal from the previous leg (1-1). The final will be the first all English file in the competion's history.
***UPDATE 2***
Chelsea went on to win 3-2 after it was 1-1 and went to extra time.

27 April 2008

The Sunday Times Rich List 2008

The annual Sunday Times Rich List was publisged today and though there is a "credit crunch" and most people seem to be suffering the pinch, the richest people in Britain are just getting richer.











  1. Lakshmi Mittal and family - worth: £27,700m - Source of wealth: Steel

  2. Roman Abramovich - £11,700m - Oil

  3. The Duke of Westminster _ £7000m - Property

  4. Sri and Gopi Hinduja - £6,200m - Industry

  5. Alisher Usmanov - £5, 726m - Steel

  6. Ernesto and Kirsty Bertarelli - £5,650m - Pharmaceutical

  7. Hans Rausing and family - £5,400m - Packaging

  8. John Fredriksen - £4,650m - Shipping

  9. Sir Philip and Lady Green - $4,330m - Retailing

  10. David and Simon Reuben - £4,300m - Property

25 April 2008

"Let meee introduce you to my leettle frind" Happy Birthday Al Pacino

Today is the 68th birthday of actor Al Pacino. Born in 1940 in Manhattan he has made over 40 films and won an Oscar, 4 Golden Globes, Tonys, 2 BAFTA, an Emmy and SAG awards (and countless nominations) so it's not just me that thinks he is one of the greatest living actors.


He made his feature debut in the little noticed Me, Natalie (1969) after appearing a number of times on stage (in which he is still quite prolific) but it wasn't until playing a heroin addict in The Panic in Needle Park (1971) that people really started to take notice. What catapulted him to super stardom was his role in The Godfather movies.
Having studied at the same stage school as Robert De Niro under method acting coach Lee Strasberg he is often compared to this other greatest living actor (his list will be on August 17, if I remember!) and they finally appeared together on screen in Michael Mann's excellent Heat (they both appeared in The Godfather II but never shared a scene).

The following list is my favourite roles of Pacino, from films which I have seen (I really must try and catch Glengarry Glenross, Serpico and Insomnia, amongst others). Having Al Pacino in a movie usually makes it worth watching (though I'll probably be giving Gigli a miss).

  1. Don Michael Corleone - Godfather trilogy
  2. Sonny - Dog Day Afternoon
  3. Tony Montana - Scarface
  4. Vincent Hanna - Heat
  5. Benjamin 'Lefty' Ruggiero - Donnie Brasco
  6. Carlito 'Charlie' Brigante - Carlito's Way
  7. Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade - Scent of a Woman
  8. John Milton - The Devil's Advocate
  9. Lowell Bergman - The Insider
  10. Bobby - The Panic at Needle Park
As well as those great parts he's also turned down a number of huge roles. Imagine him as Han Solo in Star Wars, Jimmy Conway in Goodfellas, Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver, Captain Willard in Apocalypse Now, Paul Sheldon in Misery, Ted Kramer in Kramer Vs. Kramer and Edward Lewis in Pretty Woman.

24 April 2008

FHM Sexiest Women in the World 2008

Men's glossy magazine FHM has published it's annual Sexiest Women in the World poll (as voted by readers) and there's a surprise (at least for me) winner, Transformers star Megan Fox.

FHM tends towards the glamour and vacant eye-candy type actress, so it's no surprise I don't know half the names! If you don't then you can click on their names and link to their images on the FHM site. Enjoy.

1. Megan Fox
2. Jessica Biel
3. Jessica Alba
4. Elisha Cuthbert
5. Scarlett Johansson
6. Emmanuelle Chriqui
7. Hilary Duff
8. Tricia Helfer
9. Blake Lively
10.Kate Beckinsale

11. Hayden Panettiere
12. Angelina Jolie
13. Eva Mendes
14. Rihanna
15. Erica Durance
16. Lindsay Lohan
17. Kim Kardashian
18. Cameron Diaz
18. Cameron Diaz
19. Ali Larter
20. Beyonce Knowles
21. Kaley Cuoco
22. Heidi Klum
23. Sienna Miller
24. Kristen Bell
25. Natalie Portman
26. Vanessa Hudgens
27. Selita Ebanks
28. Keira Knightly
29. Maria Sharapova
30. Rachel Bilson
31. Gisele Bündchen
32. Kate Bosworth
33. Halle Berry
34. Carmen Electra
35. Jessica Simpson
36. Adriana Lima
37. Evangeline Lilly
38. Katherine McPhee
39. Christina Aguilera
40. Cheryl Burke
41. Kristin Kreuk
42. Jennifer Aniston
43. Charlize Theron
44. Heidi Montag
45. Anna Faris
46. Shannon Elizabeth
47. Alessandra Ambrosio
48. Mayra Veronica
49. Katherine Heigl
50. Keeley Hazell
51. Anne Hathaway
52. Jenny McCarthy
53. Marisa Miller
54. Kate Hudson
55. Shakira
56. Tara Reid
57. Jennifer Love-Hewitt
58. Cassie Ventura
59. Eva Longoria
60. Fergie
61. Ellen Page
62. Nicole Scherzinger
63. Grace Park
64. Stacy Keibler
65. Katie Holmes
66. Leeann Tweeden
67. Liv Tyler
68. Kari Byron
69. Christina Ricci
70. Mischa Barton
71. Amanda Beard
72. Elizabeth Banks
73. Carrie Underwood
74. Kelly Hu
75. Pam Anderson
76. Rachelle Leah
77. Paris Hilton
78. Karina Smirnoff
79. Christine Lakin
80. Audrina Patridge
81. Mila Kunis
82. Alyssa Milano
83. Jenna Fischer
84. Maria Kanellis
85. Olivia Munn
86. Reese Witherspoon
87. Madonna
88. Shamron Moore
89. Rachel McAdams
90. Summer Glau
91. Ashley Collette
92. Maggie Gyllenhaal
93. Whitney Able
94. Olga Kurylenko
95. Lauren Conrad
96. Carmit Bachar
97. Amber Heard
98. The Olly Girls
99. Victoria Beckham
100.Britney Spears

23 April 2008

Paul Scholes: 100 Champions League appearances ***UPDATED****

I don't know if I've mentioned this before, I know it will put a lot of people off me, I am a Manchester United fan. Okay, I'm from the South West of England, although I've seen them play I've never actually been to Old Trafford. Thing is, I'm not a glory seeker.

All my friends supported the teams that were big in Europe: Liverpool, Leeds, Nottingham Forest. When I first got interested in football in the 1970s Manchester United won nothing. They even went down to the old second division. In the 80s they were perennially runners-up. It wasn't until Alex Ferguson became manager and got into his stride that they became the most successful team of recent years.

Now, I didn't want to jinx anything earlier (us football fans are superstitious people) until after the game between United at Barcelona in the first leg of the semi-final of the Champions League (final score 0-0, a good result in the away leg, despiute missing a penalty because we played terribly) but I wanted to make a list to celebrate former England midfielder Paul Scholes' 100 appearance in the competition. He's only the ninth player to dreach that landmark.

Here's the list of the players that have appeared in 100 (or more) games in the Champions League:

:: Paul Scholes
:: Ryan Giggs
:: David Beckham
:: Raul
:: Roberto Carlos
:: Paolo Maldini
:: Oliver Kahn
:: Clarence Seedorf
:: Luis Figo

***UPDATE***
29 April: Manchester United second leg of the Chapions League semi final was tonight. It had been 0-0 in Barcelona and United won 1-0 is a thrilling game tonight and guess who scored the goal? Yes, Paul Scholes! Last time Untied got to the final (and won) he was suspended so I really hope he plays. The final in Moscow in 3 weeks will be an all English affair for the first time. Chelsea play Liverpool in their second leg tomorrow (so far 1-1).

St George's Day

Today England "celebrates" it's patron saint's day. Hardly a celebration in this country, and I didn't really know much until I researched for this post, so here are a few facts about St George and the day itself:


:: As well as England there are a number of other places that have St George as their patron saint: Bulgaria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Georgia, Portugal, Serbia, , and the Republic of Macedonia, as well as the Spanish region of Catalonia and the city of Moscow (though they don't all celebrate on the same day due to differences in the Julian and Gregorian calendar).

:: Though nothing is certain, St George was thought to have been born in what is now Turkey, to Christian parentage in the third century. He moved to Palestine with his mother after his father died and became a soldier. The Roman emperor of the time, Diocletian, was strictly anti-Christian, and when George told the emperor that he was too harsh on Christians he was imprisoned for seven years. After not denouncing his faith he was beheaded at Lydda in Palestine.

:: Though never to have even visited England, George became patrol saint of the country after a minor feast day was bestowed for him by the Oxford diocese in 1222. It wasn't until the end of the 14th century that he was elevated to patron saint status and in 1415, Archbishop Chichele ordered St George's Day to be observed like Christmas Day.

:: St George's cross, the flag of England, was adopted as far back as king Richard I and represents his martyrdom.

:: The legend of George slaying a dragon and rescuing a fair maiden is one of the many medieval "romance" stories. No evidence has ever been found that it was based on truth!

:: It is tradition to wear a red rose on your lapel on St George's Day.

:: Many English churches have the tradition of singing the hymn Jerusalem on the Sunday closest to St George's Day.

:: The Scouts is one of the few institutions that actually dose any celebrating for St George's Day.
:: Shakespeare was born and died on St George's Day. This fact has been the main arguments for making April 23 a public holiday in England to bring the number of public holidays closer to the level of holidays in the rest of the union and Europe.

:: Diada de Sant Jordi in Catalan, it is tradition to give gifts of a rose and a book. Because of this (and Shakespeare's birthday) UNESCO declared 23 April International Day of the Book.

21 April 2008

"Nice to see you...": The Television BAFTAs

The British Academy of Film and Television Arts held their annual awards for the best British television last night and the big winners were Harry Hill's TV Burp, a show that's been going for seven years and is now beating the "big" Saturday night reality shows such as I'll Do Anything in the ratings, and BBC Three sit-com Gavin and Stacey. The later won the only award voted for by the viewers, so it's done very well for a multi-channel show. Bruce Forsyth won the top prize of the BAFTA Fellowship in the year he turned 80, most of which he has spent on TV, with a recent resurgence due to Strictly Come Dancing.


Actor
Andrew Garfield - Boy A - Channel 4

Actress
Eileen Atkins - Cranford - BBC One

Entertainment Performance
Harry Hill - Harry Hill's TV Burp - ITV1

Comedy Performance
James Corden - Gavin and Stacey

Drama Series
The Street - BBC One/Granada Productions

Drama Serial
Britz

Continuing Drama
Holby City - BBC One/BBC Drama Productions

Factual series
The Tower: A Tale of Two Cities - BBC One/BBC Specialist

Factual
Andrew Marr’s History of Modern Britain - BBC Two/BBC

Features
Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares - Channel 4/ Optomen Television

Current affairs
China’s stolen children – a Dispatches special Channel 4/True Vision

News coverage
Sky News Glasgow Airport attack

Entertainment programme
Harry Hill's TV Burp - ITV1/Avalon Television Ltd

Comedy programme
Fonejacker - Channel 4/Hat Trick Productions Ltd

Situation comedy
Peep Show - Channel 4/Objective Productions

Sky+ Audience award for the Programme of the Year
Gavin & Stacey

BAFTA Fellowship
Bruce Forsyth

17 April 2008

Classic Film Openings #4: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Well, the fourth Indiana Jones movie is out next month (Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull) so I thought I'd get into Indy fever with another classic opening scene. Now the obvious one to do would be the Raiders of the Lost Ark opening but I decided on the second film because I think it is pure, brilliant film making. Spielberg at his best.


Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) starts, like Raiders, with a visual pun on the Paramount logo, the first part of the opening scene is a big song and dance routine to the classic Cole Porter "Anything Goes" in Chinese! Set in 1930's Shanghai it introduces nightclub singer Wilhelmina "Willie" Scott. Spielberg had always wanted to do a 30's style musical number and the perfect excuse is placing Indy in the Club Obi-Wan doing a dodgy deal with gangster, Lao Che, over an ancient artifact and a diamond. Indy is double crossed and a poison is slipped into his drink, Lao Che has the antidote but a deal needs to be done before he will give it to Indy. Indy's friend is killed and a violence ensues and eventually Indy escapes, with Willie (who has snatched the antidote whilst after the diamond, after it is kicked around the room and nearly lost amoungst a split bucket of ice) through a window, using a giant gong to avoid machine gun fire (a scene dropped from Raiders). After a fall through some canapes they land in Indy's sidekicks, Short Round's car, introducing another of the new characters. Phew! It doesn't stop there.




Now, I might seemed to have rushed through that but I don't consider that to be the end of the opening scene". Unfortunately I can only find that part for the attached YouTube clip but the breakneck action continues...


Indy, Willie and Short Round (characters all named after dogs, George Lucas', Spielberg's and screenwriter Willard Huyck's respectively) escape Lao Che's men and to get on a private jet, not realising it belongs to the Shanghai gangster. After a pause for breath our heroes relax in the back of the plane. Meanwhile Lao Che's henchman pilot dumps the fuel and jumps from the plane with the only parachute. Indy struggles with the controls but soon realises they'll have to abandon the plane themselves. All three jump for the stricken plane using an inflatable life raft as a parachute. They land safely before the plane crashes into the side of the snow covered mountain.

But that's not it! They're now careering down the mountain on the life raft, getting faster with every second. Then it's off a cliff and now they're contending with rapids. THIS is why I think this is a classic opening scene. It's a case of out of the fire, into the frying pan, time after time. A real roller coaster. Just when you think they've escaped peril, another situation arises and it's edge of your seat stuff again, with barely time to catch your breath.

Once the rapids slow to a calm and the three are exhausted (along with the audience) into the calmer waters of the river, the two legs of the village elder standing on the bank are spotted as the raft floats past, the real story can start. The opening sequences serve two purposes: getting our characters together, establishing their relationship along the way, and getting Indy and co. to location of the main story. Clever, and exhilarating stuff, brilliant film making and setting the mood for what happens next.


I once used this opening as an example in a lecture I had to give a University. The theme was "the value of popular film". Whilst the other film students gave lectures on the importance of Truffaut and Tarkovskiy I argued that film makers need look no further than the better made blockbuster to see how film works.

16 April 2008

Strange laws in th UK

I've just taken up archery and it seems there are a couple of odd laws in this country concerning the ancient art. In the city of Chester you can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight. They're a bit safer in Hereford because you may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close. It's Scotsmen that are at risk in York, as, it is perfectly legal to kill one but only if he has a longbow, except on a Sunday. An ancient law also decreed that Englishmen must undertake at least 2 hours of longbow practice a day.










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Here are a few more strange laws in the UK:


:: It is illegal to wear a full suit of armour or die in the Houses of Parliament.
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:: In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and asks to use the toilet, you are legally obliged to let them.
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:: A pregnant woman can legally urinate anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet. A man who feels compelled to relieve himself in public can do so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle.
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:: On the island of Jersey it's against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
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:: Attempting to commit suicide is a capital offense. Before the abolition of the death penalty offenders could be hanged for trying.
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:: All stamps in the UK carry an image of the Queen (or King) and is an act of treason to put the stamp upside -down on an envelope.
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:: If you've got the plague you'll have to catch a bus or walk as it's illegal to flag down a taxi in London. However it's illegal for the city's cabs to carry rabid dogs or corpses.
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:: It is illegal to drive cattle through the streets of London, however, Freemen are allowed to take a flock of sheep across London Bridge without being charged a toll; they are also allowed to drive geese down Cheapside.
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:: It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing!

and my personal favourite:
:: In Liverpool it is illegal for a woman to be topless... except as a clerk in a tropical fish store!
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I'm sure sure if all of these still stand or if anyone has been arrested recently for flouting them (or, indeed, got away with something because of them). I'm pretty sure some of them are quite ancient.